Things I Enjoyed
This critical analysis of the railroad worker negotiations this week helped me determine whether or not Biden is full of hot air about having reached an agreement with laborers. From the worker’s perspective, there seems to be a very real possibility of rejecting this deal, which would be a real shame for Biden, since he’s been celebrating his success all week
This enthralling piece about a cheating scandal that’s rocking the professional chess world. I was intrigued by how chess players could possibly cheat, but I truly wasn’t prepared for the mention of anal beads. I pray that whomsoever is trying to get an advantage by enduring that kind of pain/pleasure is never rewarded
Short King Spring gives way to Fall for the Tall: Have you ever thought about breaking both of your legs in hopes of growing a few inches taller? If so, this is the article for you! Leg-lengthening surgery is here, and judging by the vertically-challenged men interviewed in this piece, it’s only going to get worse
Things I Did Not Enjoy
Biden’s plan to hire 100,000 more pigs. In recent speeches, Biden has doubled down on his theory that protecting people means giving more guys named Shane and Trent badges and guns. Someday perhaps this broken country will learn that investing in education was always a better bet than spending ~$37 billion to hire and retain corrupt police officers
This story of the praying high school football coach. A truly bewildering tale of republican snowflakes demanding that their rights be protected, while ignoring facts and rejecting the truth. The coach took his case to court and won his old job back, but rather than go back to working with high schoolers, he’s chosen to go on a speaking tour and rub elbows with right-wing politicians
The continued pageantry surrounding a dead old lady. With respect, if you choose to stand in line for days to see a wooden box, it just proves to me that you had nothing better to do with your time. Truly could not be me