I woke up feeling restless, as if I’d been robbed in the night.
Turns out we all lost an hour whilst we slept.
Time is a construct we think we can control, but our pathetic attempts only result in a false sense of authority. Some may think that moving the clock forward or backwards an hour is in service of the greater good.
They are incorrect.
Side Items
Biden Ruins Alaska: Ol Joey B and his goons have decided to authorize a massive ConocoPhillips oil project in northwest Alaska, despite countless arguments by opponents that it will exacerbate climate change. Of course the old dinosaur campaigned on a promise to block new drilling on public lands and accelerate the transition away from fossil fuels. Yet the hypocrite has also begged oil companies to increase their output to lower prices and address market disruptions brought on by Russia’s continued invasion of Ukraine. Who needs the environment anyway
Sofa King Corrupt: A South African corruption watchdog has cleared President Cyril Ramaphosa of any wrongdoing in the theft of $580,000 stashed in his sofa. Obviously we’ve all been there, storing half a million bucks in our couches to achieve financial security, glad that got straightened out
What Not to Watch: The Oscars are tonight. Unless there’s another hilariously violent episode or a massive fire breaks out, this is the last you’ll be hearing about it from me