The highest court in the land has been busy these past few weeks, and I don’t just mean by engaging in corrupt behavior.
Earlier this week, the clowns in robes ruled that the US government isn’t actually responsible for ensuring water access for Indigenous tribes, a criminal decision considering about 1 in 3 people who live on the Navajo Nation reservation don’t have access to clean water. For context, Navajo Nation sits alongside the Colorado River.
The Supreme Court will issue a few more rulings this week, so expect some major/terrible opinions on everything from college admissions to student loans and other issues. I for one can’t wait for the violent overthrow of the openly corrupt judiciary.
Side Items
Russian Nothingburger: All the Western journalists salivating at the idea of a coup in Russia can now relax and take a deep breath. The Wagner Group mercenaries who appeared to be attempting an overthrow stopped their provocations yesterday and Daddy Vladdy Putin announced that their hot dog hawking leader, Mr. Yevgeny Prigozhin, would be banished to Belarus in exchange for amnesty. Honestly, hilarious outcome for Belarus, who at this point are more a plot device than an actual legitimate country. The Wagner troops who participated in the uprising would also allegedly receive amnesty (I’m skeptical), and would be given the option of joining the Russian military or demobilizing
Bridge Failure in Montana: A bridge that crosses the pristine Yellowstone River in Montana collapsed early yesterday, dropping portions of a freight train carrying hazardous materials into the rushing waters below. The train cars were carrying hot asphalt and molten sulfur, not generally the kinds of things you want submerged in water. Local officials shut down drinking water intakes downstream while they tried to evaluate the danger. Reporters on the scene witnessed a yellow substance coming out of some of the tank cars, so at least the river will live up to its Yellowstone name
Joyous Boyous: Two of the homies have collaborated and released a bouncy track for the summer entitled “Joy Boy”. As if that wasn’t enough, they included some vibrant and silly visuals to go along with it, and we love a vibrant and silly combo. Give “Joy Boy” a listen if you’re interested, this isn’t a sponsored post, I promise