Things I Hated This Week
This article, wherein a rich white lady named Pamela Paul argues that the far right and far left both hate women. The far right for abolishing Roe v. Wade, the far left for redefining what it means to be a woman. Honestly idiotic, I feel stupider for having read it, 0/10, get a real job Pamela you uneducated Sesame Street sounding bozo.
This article, which further demonstrates our decline as a society by asking the question on everyone’s mind, “How do you prepare for a school shooting?” Motherfucker I don’t! I’m trying to live in a place without them, how does this not make sense?
Ol Stupid Ass Joe Biden decided he’s going to award the Medal of Freedom to a handful of people on Thursday. The group includes famed/dead AZ Senator John McCain, known for being a ‘war hero’ (citation needed) and having the most annoying daughter on the planet, who we’ll no doubt be hearing from soon.
Things I Enjoyed This Week
Usher Tiny Desk, and the avalanche of memes it spawned
The continued chaos of the NBA offseason and the ridiculous amounts of money being thrown around casually. Trades that have sent square-ass Rudy Gobert to equally square-ass Minnesota, Malcolm Brogdon to the surging Celtics, and a massive contract extension for Chicago’s very own Zach/Adam LaVine