Friday, June 24: Gun good or gun bad??
12 jerkoffs in bathrobes determine how many more people get shot in the streets
The supreme court (lowercase’d for added disrespect), up to their usual bullshit, always trifling and whyling, ruled that anyone in the state of New York can carry a gun outside their home when they want, on account of protecting their right to bear arms in public. I’m sure most of us won’t live to see the negative results. Probably get shot in the streets first.
“America’s gun violence problem is already worse than that of similar nations. Democrats and experts fear the ruling will increase the number of guns on the streets and make shootings more common.” - NYT sorry excuse for news (No word yet on what other nations endure school shootings on a regular basis)
Insurrection fetishist and supreme court justice Clarence Thomas shared his expert opinion that gun laws must be rooted in historical tradition to be constitutional, begging the question, why haven’t we updated the constitution??
Ol’ Uncle Joe weighed in with this lofty commentary, “This contradicts both common sense and the constitution”, as he slowly tumbled to the pavement from astride his new Big Wheel®.
Side Items
Suits are still asking questions & making movie trailers about January 6
Nancy Pelosi’s dinosaur husband was charged with a DUI last month, further illustrating that when you’re rich and powerful, driving sober just isn’t enough
No more Juuls?!?! Somewhere a 14 year old just started smoking pencil shavings
Orlando Magic took a dookie with the first pick in the NBA Draft