In an unprecedented attack on legal support organizations and the concept of bail funds, Atlanta cops raided and arrested 3 organizers who were raising money for “Cop City” protesters and activists, charging them with “money laundering” & “charity fraud”. The arrests occurred earlier this week on Wednesday morning, as a team of heavily-armed and murderous piglets raided a ramshackle house in Atlanta.
A public statement from the pigs themselves, the Georgia Bureau of Investigation or GBI, claimed that “officers executed a search warrant and found evidence linking the three suspects to the financial crimes.” The warrants for all three arrestees cite “records and reports of certain currency transactions” and “fraudulent, misrepresenting, or misleading activities regarding charitable solitations.” (Now you and I both know, dear reader, that “solitations” is not a word. But the poor piglet’s efforts and apparent misspelling of the word “solicitations” shows up on all three arrestees’ warrants.) I’m no legal expert, but there’s a case to be made here that it’s the officers that should be arrested and charged with the crime of stupidity.
These arrests come just days after it was revealed by reporters that Atlanta officials have been aware for some time that the actual cost of building Cop City to the city of Atlanta would amount to at least $51 million in public funds, instead of the $30 million that city officials promised since 2021. What a convenient way to get that little tidbit out of the headlines.
Side Items
Biden Fell lmao: The leader of the free world was attending the Air Force graduation ceremony when he took an embarrassing tumble on stage. I’m sure the genius political commentators will use this as evidence of Joey B’s frailty, but personally I don’t mind laughing at old people falling, as long as they’re not injured. Biden was fine, he needed to be helped to his feet, like any other geriatric who makes a fool of themselves in public
New York Swan Killers: An 18-year-old and two other juveniles, aged 16 and 17, are facing several charges in New York this week, including grand larceny in the third degree, criminal mischief in the second degree, conspiracy in the fifth degree and criminal trespassing in the third degree. Their crime? Killing and consuming a town’s beloved swan named Faye. You read that correctly, these sickos killed a harmless bird and ate the evidence! A truly sad state of affairs
Big Hole in China: Chinese scientists have started drilling a 10,000 meter (that’s 32,808 feet folks) hole in the Earth’s crust. They claim they’re looking to explore new frontiers above and below the planet’s surface, but something tells me they’re simply fulfilling the undying masculine urge to dig a giant hole. Take any group of 3 or more lads to the beach, you’ll witness how much we enjoy digging uselessly in the ground