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Bozo Sideshow Mugshot: Predictably the world went wild when the first American presidential mugshot was unveiled yesterday, courtesy of Fulton Co. Georgia. Trump self-reported at an alleged height and weight of 6’3” and 215 pounds, which only seems about 40 pounds lighter than reality. Trump was in and out of the jail in less than half an hour, doing a speed run of all the sights, getting familiar with his surroundings. The head bozo in chief also took the opporunity to return to what he does best, posting nonsense on Twitter. He shot off his first message in more than 2 and a half years shortly after he surrendered at the Atlanta jail. He posted a photo of his own mug shot (iconic) and the words “Election interference. Never surrender!” along with a link to his website, which directs to a fundraising page. All in all, a bit desperate from the Cheeto fraud
Bishop Sycamore Scam: Two summers ago, a football team from a nonexistent high school grew infamous overnight after they got demolished on national TV by an actual high school team. After all the memes died down, the story we’re left with revealed a much darker reality than expected. A new documentary tells the story of the fake football team and their fraudulent coach; BS High also touches on the stories of the kids, parenting, coming of age, and of course true crime
Spanish Soccer Scandal: There’s a storm brewing in Spanish soccer, in the aftermath of their recent Women’s World Cup victory. The president of the Spanish soccer federation refused to resign this week despite an uproar for him kissing a player on the lips without her consent after the Women’s World Cup final. Luis Rubiales defiantly told an emergency general assembly of the federation “I won’t resign” four times in quick succession and claimed he was the victim of a witch hunt by “false feminists.” Several Spanish media outlets have reported that Rubiales was planning to step down after grabbing and kissing one of the players, Jenni Hermoso, on the lips during the award ceremony after Spain beat England in the final. His brazen and stupid choice marred the title celebrations in front of a global audience. Instead, Rubiales claims the kiss was “mutual and with the consent” of Hermoso and has chosen to paint himself as the victim. His response predictably received loud applause from the overwhelming male assembly. Shocking